Can you believe I almost forgot about this segment!? Totally unacceptable, I know! For those that are unsure of what these fabulous awards are; Let me briefly explain... I have made The Femme Awards to recognize, and give props to anything that's floating around the pop/gaming culture! Anything that has long ago or recently grabbed my attention on the internet is eligible for an award. My last award ceremony had best YouTube video, best member, worst cosplay, best marvel char, and best song to game to!
Lets kick things off with the Award for Best Member
Best Member Awards goes to the GG readers that really stick out from the rest of the crowd! The members that comment on nearly all articles, enters contests, and participates as much as possible can win! GameGirl member: Banjo_and_Kazooie took home a Femme Award last ceremony for Best Member... Well, last night I raided his trophy shelf, and stole it back... Well come on! I can't afford a whole bunch of golden award statues!
... and so the award for Best Member will happily be handed to the one and only Scarecrow_Zero! Congratulations! You always have nice things to say about our articles, you always back us up, and your contribution is obvious with the glimpse over every articles' comments Scarecrow_Zero has taken the time to toss together a biography for you all to enjoy:
*Receives the Award* Thanks! I'd like to thank everyone who participated, everyone who has believed in me. I'd like to thank god, jesus christ, Gamegirls, the fans, and especially Femme Fatale for this wonderful Award *cries*
My real name is Abraham Miguel. I'm from Tijuana, Mex. I live in Tijuana and San Diego CA. I'm 25 years old, and I am an extremely huge Star Wars fan! My favorite game is: KOTOR 1&2 The worst game is: Shaq Fu (yep, I say Shaq Fu) - Favorite console of all time is: NES (to me is the godfather of consoles). My gaming wish list consists of: Silent Hill Homecoming, and GoW 2. I love the Final Fantasy & Silent Hill series. When I'm not gaming my life is like a mullet hairstyle- business in the front! Party in the back! Work in the morning and party all night long. I like playing pool, watching movies, and clubbing. I'm studying International Business here in Tijuana (my 1st semester). I also love music, ranging from anything to the Beatles to Alanis Morissette. "Th-th-that's all folks! May the force be with you all.
Next up! Best Song to Game To Award! If I hear a song that gets me really pumped up to game, it gets a golden Femme Award!
...and the Best Song to Game to Award goes to one of my favorite bands of all time
The Mirror'sTruth is In Flames latest album, and name of the hit single I absolutely love gaming to! Here's the music video:
Now for my favorite Category: The Best of The Worst Cosplay Award! This award will go to the most deserving cosplayers that really should just stick to dressing up as themselves. Only the most embarrassing, most terrible Cosplay pictures are eligible!
Best of The Worst Cosplay Award goes to:
These Folks
Those five words say it all... They really, really do. extralol @ the Chocobo!
Best YouTube Award this time around comes with a warning: Get a rear view gaming mirror! Best youTube Award is:
Pwned?
...ONSLAUGHT
Maxed out Power Grid!! R U SRS???
During a battle with his arch nemesis, professor Charles Xavier temporarily shut down Magnetos mind not knowing that doing so caused him to absorb Magnetos dark side, thus creating a the psionic entity: Onslaught lay dormant in Xavier's mind for a long time, but was finally able to take over the professors body, when Xavier's own anger and frustrations manifested. Aside from telekinesis, astral projection, and the control of magnetism... Onslaught also had the ability to induce illusions, paralysis, and amnesia. It was only with the combined forces of The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, and plenty of other heroes, that they were able to work together, and destroy the beast that was: Onslaught.
Best Interesting Fact About Onslaught (and one of the main reasons for receiving this award): In Vancouver, BC, Onslaught asked Caine Marko (Juggernaut) to join forces with him, Caine declined... Resulting in Onslaught throwing him from Vancouver all the way to New Jersey. The Motha F'in Juggernaut... Thrown across the freakin' MAP?! Now that Is absolutely bad ass of Onslaught.
That's all for now, thank you for watching The Femme Awards! If you would like to nominate a song, member, cosplay picture, screenshot, YouTube Video, Marvel Character, or suggest an award category, please email me at velocityz@hotmail.com. Title your email "Femme Awards". - Thanks
