A while back you guys may remember I did a Top 7 Geek Panties for the girls post, well now it's your turn! After quite a bit of research I found that Nintendo has the biggest selection of underwear for guys, hands down. Other geek or game related "man-ties" (get it, instead of "panties") were not as exciting, and boys...you want your unders to be exciting, trust me. So here it is, the first Top 7 Mario Underwears for guys.

7. Show Me the Princess

7. Show Me the Princess

Cute, but rather boring.

6. I Scored with the Princess

6. I Scored with the Princess

Scored with the Princess? Yeah, you wish!

5. Know Your Shrooms

5. Know Your Shrooms

I like these, they are definitely cute!

4. Bigger is Better

4. Bigger is Better

Not entirely true, but in Mario world, yeah bigger is better.

3. 1UP Shrooms

3. 1UP Shrooms

These are very sexy!

2. Petey Piranha

2. Petey Piranha

I love Petey on these and where he is positioned...just too bad they are tighties.

1. Game Over

1. Game Over

Definitely my favorite of the bunch...sexy and fun!

So there you have it...wanting to impress your gamer girlfriend...buy some of these, all girls love Mario, even better if Mario is on your boxers!

Man, you guys get all the cool game related stuff!

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klasco

i don't think i'd like a Italian guy with a mustache near my "area" or..........!!??! NO!

lol

PlasmaSnake

"I Scored with the Princess" undies are cool. Although I personally prefer Daisy to Peach. Daisy is a total ho

gregggg360

I prefer the tight fit and lack of room that the banana hammicks provide me.

MasterFang

You know what, real men wear tighties!

In fact, I will probably forego my beautiful underpants, in place of those amazing Petey pairs!

Nikole

haha im totally the one who discovered the pirhana plant ones, they are too good to be true right! and im having a really hard time accepting the word underwears into my vocabulary haha

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