In honor of the glorious holiday upon us today, the holiday of 4-20, I give you the Top 7 Characters who have a serious case of the munchies.

7. Crash Bandicoot

Naughty Dog's fantastic creation Crash Bandicoot is a genetically altered Eastern Barred Bandicoot, with a genetically altered appetite. He goes on many adventuress fighting against his arch nemesis, no not Doctor Neo Cortex, but hunger. His biggest fear, lack of apples. That's right Crash just can't get enough of those delicious apples. And everyone knows apples have multiple purposes. You gotta respect a resourceful stoner, am I right?

6. Donkey Kong

This ape has quite the appetite. He is bananas for well...bananas. That's right this hard working Kong is in it for those yellow little pieces of heaven. He just can't get enough. Wonder what kind of stoner he is? He gets a serious case of the giggles, he's a real 'barrel' of laughs. Ya, I know that was horrible but I couldn't resist.

5. Peter Pepper

What time is it? It's Burgertime. If you thought Harold and Kumar had the worst cravings for a burger then you sir, are wrong. Peter Pepper, the chef, is crazy about his burgers, and only burgers. He has a true craving for some burgers and won't settle for just anything, no hot dogs, no eggs. Nothing comes between him and his meat and buns. That was kind of gay, I acknowledge that.

4.Moppie

The only thing worse than someone bent on getting their food, is someone who makes you get the food for them. It is a bit odd that a dog would want fish so much, but fish is what he wants and god dammit it's fish he will get. Well...it's fish you will get, over and over again. 600 fish later Moppie will finally be full...for now.

3. King Dedede

King Dedede has an alarmingly large appetite. His appetite is so large in fact he decided to take all the food in the entire kingdom of Dream Land. He eats so much and so fast that one might say he inhales his food.

2. Yoshi

Yoshi can eat. I mean seriously, this dinosaur is in serious risk of packing on some pounds. He's partial to bananas, melons, apples, watermelons, grapes, you name it. Surprisingly though he's not a big fan of chillies. From time to time he'll get so excited by food he'll turn the color of the food he's eating, weird I know.

1. Pac-Man

In the history of video games there is no character more heart set on food than Pac-Man. Pac-Man has spent the majority of his life in the pursuit of fruit. Not only does that rhyme but it is also inspiring. Knowing that this [pac]man's ambitionmunchies are so strong, so powerful, makes me think anything is possible. It is truly an inspiration to us all. I can only hope that one day he will be full.

Special thanks to Tim-kun who helped me put together this list. He has requested that since he helped me I have to put up this pic of me. So here you go.

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ROOOAAR

*happily takes credit~*
I really like the 4-20 additions
Moppie is the devil incarnate
That picture fills me with more joy than you can imagine...
Happy 4-20! I hope your day is full of badassery and porn, because there is truly no better combination!

Aaron_Palencia

wat about Kirby he's / she's ???? is a unstoppable vaccum that will swallow anything if u kno wat I mean u greenminded nerds,geeks...

Aaron_Palencia

uhh Nikole if u dont mind me saying that u r one of the most hottest girl ive evr seen,,, ur a gamer, hotty, etc....

klasco

@Aaron hey you forgot to say:

Quote Family Guy Quagmire "h h all...right giggity giggity POW!" or you could quote RVB Tucker "Bow chicka bow wow"

well something like that or you could say it simple:

like "marry me.........NOW!" or more subtle "Wannaz a drink misz? i's shouts yee one"

wait no i have it:
.......sex? *while doing a very sexy pose* no no no you shouldz ask her gamertaq first then wait no she probley has a billion friends from other guys...i have it!, kill all her friends and you'd be the only one left its a great idea i saw it in a movie once and if it works in hollywood it'll work in real life *dreamz*

but i give you a warning and hear me out it could be yes it really could be A TRAP!!!

A TRAP!!!.......Trap..trap..trap *echo*

meh sorry aboutz this post but i'm really really high right now on sugar so um what was i talking about???

hmmm i smell the onset of babies or is that just me? hmm yummy *i wanta eat a baby yeah baby get in my tummy*

*klasco goes back into normal mode* @Aaron yeah agreed ignore the reset of the writting butz isn't that all of them surely they are all hot? *klasco hopes g/f doesn't read this*

*klasco back to un-normal mode*
ITS A TRAP!!! Aarrghh what the F**k happening DUDE! *klasco Over doses and dies on keyboard*

Finally this begs the question, how many of the total users on this site are men?

and again.............WTF! someone slap me out of this?! why am i type this ARRGHH!

roflcopter i need stop annoying everybody in forums everybody must hate by now surely lol

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